Vicevi

-When on your birthday everyone pulls your ears
-You are freaked out by 'Babaroga'
-When your baba chases you around the house with a varjaca
-You don't actually attend University, just hang out there and play "tablic".
-There is more alcohol in your liquor cabinet than at the local bar.
-You have the biggest sandwiches at school, always consisting of "prsut Or salami".
-When you are reading this list and you're cracking up
-You are high maintenance
-You can dance a kolo to anything, including Serbian rock
-The main menu for lunch is cabbage and beans.
-Your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you
-You have a Kosovka Devojka goblen hanging on your wall
-There's a slab of fat in your fridge called "slanina"
-As a kid you are paid to steal the bride's shoe at a wedding
-You have a vegetable garden in your backyard consisting of a variety of peppers, onions and tomatoes.
-You have a cold cellar that includes a variety of meat/deli products,pickled goods, and wine.
-Whenever you went by Baba's house, she offered you supa, sarma, pecenje or kolace and got mad if you didn't eat EVERYTHING.
-You are at a party and guy's try to pick you up with "Hey baby, what's your slava??"
-You live for the annual Folkfest and/or Soccer Tournament
-You can`t imagine hearing a song without the obligatory "harmonikas solo"
-You always have the latest mobile phone on the market
-As soon as you tell a neighbour you're Serb they ask you for some rakija