Senior’s Sex Guide
-Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
-Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
-Set the mood with lighting (turn them ALL OFF!)
-Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
-Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember.
-Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don’t end up under the bed.
-Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
-Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
-If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
Don’t even think about trying it twice.
-Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
-Set the mood with lighting (turn them ALL OFF!)
-Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
-Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember.
-Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don’t end up under the bed.
-Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
-Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
-If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
Don’t even think about trying it twice.
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